The original Avengers promo image and Kevin Bolk’s wonderful, pointed parody.
The original Avengers promo image and Kevin Bolk’s wonderful, pointed parody.
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For better organized entertainment-writing aspects of Chanelle Berlin, you want it Made-Fun.com. For pics that prove it happened, frolic among See Berlin Photography. Or to simply chat go ahead and Formspring it!
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Rejected Cover Letter Opening Lines
- I’m Steven and I’m the missing piece to your puzzle.
- It’s not a TEAM without STEVEN - S + A - V - E - N + M!
- I’m on the edge of glory and I’m applying for a job with you.
- I promise to bake fresh desserts at least once a week if you hire me.
- I am funnier than Jennifer in Accounting. I found her blog.
- I have passion and drive, if by drive you mean the soundtrack to the movie Drive and by Passion I have seen Passion of the Christ once. (Jesus was kinda sexy in that one, right?)
- Be sittin’ up in my room, back here thinking about you, I must confess I’m the best for the position of Operations Manager.
- I’m a problem solver! I solved the rubix cube once by removing all the stickers and putting them back on and then told everyone I actually solved it in 20 minutes. I was originally going to say 5 minutes, but I wanted it to be more realistic.
- I am so tired of reading Craigslist, please hire me.
- I grew tomatoes for the first time this year, let me help grow your office. Although, my cilantro plant did die so you win some you lose some.
- You can finally breathe easily, I have applied to the position of Office Manager and you will need to look no further.
- I got what you want, I got what you need, and that’s the experience to be your Program Manager. I can also rap.
All of the song options kill me.
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