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theavc:

First off, would someone please explain to me why, in the age of digital streaming, I have to pay late fees for the movies I rent. I’m a responsible person, I pay my taxes. Seriously, I’m not trying to be a dick about this. I really want to know. It seems to me that the only competitive advantage these rental stores have over the internet is face-to-face customer service. So why are you working so hard to make me not want to talk to you, just because I kept Dan in Real Life a couple extra days. There were a lot of special features, and I didn’t ask my daughter for a blu-ray player not to see them all. Oh, and by the way? What happened to the days when these rental jockeys would actually WATCH the movies they have, so they could give you recommendations instead of just standing there like “Duh doy, yeah. I guess there’s probably nudity in Dan in Real Life.” Well guess what, Chelsea. THERE ISN’T. That Juliette Binoche though. Va-va-VA-va-VOOM. That’s one frozen pizza that gets MY oven going at 350 degrees. Anyway, hit me up on the comment side, unless you’re a hater. Or catch me on twitter at @leonard_GCC. And remember: see something, say something. Watch the throne.

This is what Leonard had to say to you on last night’s episode of Community.

WATCH THE THRONE. I can’t.

victoryjobs:

I just like to periodically remind everybody that this show is a thing that is going to happen.

I don’t understand why NBC is making a bunch of changes but still hasn’t given this one a premiere date. NBC, what the hell are you even doing?

morethansound:

toshellwithit:

I just bought this seriously, how did this exist and I not know about it?!?

Gossip Girl is the latest novel to get the mash up treatment. This time there are no zombies, no vampires - just a psycho killer named Serena van der Woodsen, hungry for revenge. 

I’ve sort of created this alternate universe where people are dying, and the adults are kind of brushing it under the rug the way they used to brush under the rug, you know, partying and sex and all that.

Cecily von Ziegesar on how she re-imagined the Upper West Side. [EW]

I didn’t know about this either, but I’m definitely going to buy it tomorrow!

Wait, what? I know nothing about Gossip Girl, but (unsurprisingly) I would read this. 

nprfreshair:

High-profile changes in returning shows —Two and a Half Men and CSI: Crime Scene Investigation — offer the most excitement in broadcast TV this fall. But critic David Bianculli says the new shows mostly disappoint, though you may be intrigued by Sarah Michelle Gellar in CW’s Ringer.

Only re-blogging to say I first read this as “Two and a Half Men: Crime Scene Investigation” and was confused but 150% more interested in that show for about two seconds. Then I re-read.

fickleflower:

thedailywhat:

In Case You Missed It of the Day: Here’s Anne Hathaway doing a Lil Wayne-style anti-paparazzi rap on last night’s Conan.

That thing I said earlier about your argument being invalid? Well, don’t bother making any other arguments ever again.

[teamcoco.]

anne, let me love you down.