Bats shouting at bananas
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You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.
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it’s weird how being a pussy is weak and having balls means you’re tough i mean punch me in the uterus and i will be fine i’m used to that shit once a month come at me but if i kick you in the balls you are down my man you are down hard
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romeo: - hey i just met you.
romeo: - and this is crazy.
romeo: - but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
romeo: - so marry me maybe.
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Nicholas Sparks’ newest book/film should be called “White People Embracing”.
Nicholas Sparks’ newest book/film should be called “White People Embracing”.
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