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The Next Time Someone Says the Internet Killed Reading Books, Show Them This Chart

“Remember the good old days when everyone read really good books, like, maybe in the post-war years when everyone appreciated a good use of the semi-colon? Everyone’s favorite book was by Faulkner or Woolf or Roth. We were a civilized civilization. This was before the Internet and cable television, and so people had these, like, wholly different desires and attention spans. They just craved, craved, craved the erudition and cultivation of our literary kings and queens. 

Well, that time never existed. Check out these stats from Gallup surveys. In 1957, not even a quarter of Americans were reading a book or novel. By 2005, that number had shot up to 47 percent. I couldn’t find a more recent number, but I think it’s fair to say that reading probably hasn’t declined to the horrific levels of the 1950s.”

Full Story: The Atlantic

More proof that the 1950s were the worst.

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toshellwithit:

I just bought this seriously, how did this exist and I not know about it?!?

Gossip Girl is the latest novel to get the mash up treatment. This time there are no zombies, no vampires - just a psycho killer named Serena van der Woodsen, hungry for revenge. 

I’ve sort of created this alternate universe where people are dying, and the adults are kind of brushing it under the rug the way they used to brush under the rug, you know, partying and sex and all that.

Cecily von Ziegesar on how she re-imagined the Upper West Side. [EW]

I didn’t know about this either, but I’m definitely going to buy it tomorrow!

Wait, what? I know nothing about Gossip Girl, but (unsurprisingly) I would read this. 

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"Not enough. We need one more. How about the dumbfucks?”
“No, Josh, not the dumbfucks. You’ve done enough for the dumbfucks. Nathaniel, Thomas—”
“Blessed are the dumbfucks for they, uh— I don’t know— they shall never be disappointed.”
“No, I’m drawing the line at dumbfucks. Come on, Josh, why can’t we have any powerful guys on our team? Why do we have to have the meek, and the poor, the oppressed, and the pissed on? Why can’t we, for once, have blessed are the big powerful rich guys with swords?”
“Because they don’t need us.”
“Okay, but no ‘Blessed are the dumbfucks.’”
“Who then?”
“Sluts?”
“No.”
“How about the wankers? I can think of five or six disciples that would be really blessed.”
“No wankers. I’ve got it: Blessed are those who are persecuted for righteousness’ sake.”
“Okay, better. What are you going to give them?”
“A fruit basket.”
“You can’t give the meek the whole earth and these guys a fruit basket.”
“Give them the kingdom of heaven.”
“The poor in spirit got that.”
“Everybody gets some.”
“Okay then, ‘share the Kingdom of Heaven.’” I wrote it down.
“We could give the fruit basket to the dumbfucks.”
“NO DUMBFUCKS!"


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I want to read some good books.

I’m the kind of reader who goes through phases of wanting all the books, followed by phases where I read almost no books. My summer reading urge is kicking up something fierce. 

I once told somebody that the perfect book for me would be a rom com about a narcissist and a sociopath trying to survive the apocalypse. The sociopath may or may not actually be a serial killer. That and, like, music commentary/history books. Other things, too, but mostly those things. I don’t really dig sci-fi/fantasy if it’s not about dystopia.

So…any recommendations? :D?

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